he is not
          _____
he is not
          a particularly good lover.
he is not
          very thin
  tipping the scale over 300 pounds.

he is not
          a wealthy man.
nor does he groom himself
   or have nice things
  have witty friends
      or a nice car

nor does he have a very large penis,
    in fact it's quite small
     and his dog barks a lot
      he has few friends
       few girlfriends
          few  girl  friends.

instead,
       he staves off the inevitable
   undying process of ageing
       caps the flow
     and the eternal
          question
about being single
               past 37 years